i don’t like how connected i am but i still marvel at it sometimes.

if you took the aesthetic of a home depot lumber yard and made it into a neighborhood, you’d have maspeth.

one eye is usually covered when we talk, and

does anyone sell pore strips that cover your entire back?

i have burned six fingers and significant portions of both hands in two days cooking hello fresh. i have not burned any of the food. 

blood and bruises and very wide eyes.

may have trimmed my armpits when i buzzed my head the other day.

how many times can you have the same conversation?