found a new meta joke on 'the office' after missing it for twelve years.

where do cockroaches go in the winter? don’t say ‘inside’.

i used to write music reviews on amazon for fun. i'd spend meticulous hours drafting them hoping the artist would see them and contact me.

i’ll die first either way.

our trivia team name was ‘Joe’s Biden His Time’.

contextually mentioned my involvement in the war to a stranger.

i used to wear this brand?

‘uncle jihad’ has potential to be a band name.

only my left earbud ever falls out. am i lopsided?


i don't think i have room for your personality right now

please curb your european tourist.

lady, you have got to calm down with the fucking typing. the table is shaking.

wanna get high and eat gummy candy w me?